kat-muffin:

Finding a tourist in Australia is easy

Just look for the people with the worst case of sunburn

premiium:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

walkingmyhellhound:

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

that’s really inspiring

holy fucking shit

(Source: trickygod, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

sorry:

being the annoying friend like:image

(Source: sorry, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

"Ok so why the fuck….."
- Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via kat-muffin)

thedoctor-hasthe-sorcersstone:

SO TODAY IN CLASS THIS GIRL ASKED
“DO YOU SHIP KIDS?”
AND AFTER EXPLAINING WHAT SHIPPING WAS, THE TEACHER RESPONDED,
“well….yes, we talk about it in the staff room. Who would look cute with who…”
AND THEN WE HAD A FOLLOW UP QUESTION
“does it affect seating?”
“Sometimes,”

(Source: sherlock-the-dalek, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

lushust:

Australia has 2 weather settings: ‘you’re gonna burn in hell’ or ‘you better build a fucking ark’

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)