koalatea:

i hate when people make fun of me for trying to be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i want to shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fucking will 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

biophosphoradelecrystalluminesce:

sure everyone says theyre excited about ‘spirit week’ but the minute i awaken a few ancient spirits and raise the dead suddenly im a ‘witch’ and ‘ruining homecoming’

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

kat-muffin:

My text post made it onto some dudes instagram I have to go call my mum and tell her I’m famous

(via banana416)

pandapplepie:

whenever i sit outside my neighbours dog won’t stop looking at me like…. 

 seriously?? leave. get a job and contribute to the economy.

whenever i sit outside my neighbours dog won’t stop looking at me like…. 

  • Teresa: Maybe we were send here for a reason
  • Teresa: ... okay maybe I was
  • Teresa: let's be real Tom
  • Teresa: you're here just to fuck shit up and complain

assholuke:

when a boy has a cute nose it’s all over

(via ohemmoh)

"

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME

"

iseeavoice:

qalaba:

iseeavoice:

A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”

best so far.

(Source: iseeaghoul, via gayrunners)

slenclerman:

“can i sign your yearbook”
“sure”
image

(Source: clannyphantom, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)